Gelding For Beginners (My thanks to Jill Shaw for the above cartoon)
After my initial flirtation with sci-fi, my third novel is something completely different.
This is a black comedic thriller with adult themes - oo-er! - but don't worry, it's all done in the best possible taste!
Lonely factory clerk Albert’s life is going nowhere, or so he thinks. For his world turns upside-down when he is brutally snatched by three women while leaving his local cinema. After keeping him sedated for twenty-four hours they dump him naked and confused in the bleak Lincolnshire countryside.
Fed-up with being one of life's victims, he sets off in search of his kidnappers, with the help of headstrong market gardener Marion. Together they uncover a sordid trail of depravity and revenge, encountering dodgy estate agents and other weird characters along the way. (No offence to estate agents intended.)
The book is now available from Amazon - here are the links and prices for your area:
UK Paperback £6.95
UK E-Book £1.86
US Paperback $11.95
US E-Book $2.58
Canada E-Book CDN$3.62
Australia E-Book A$3.80
If you don't see a link for your country, please follow the US links (don't ask me why!) unless you're in Eire, in which case follow the UK links. If you enjoy my book, please post a review on Amazon - and of course tell all of your friends!
After my initial flirtation with sci-fi, my third novel is something completely different.
This is a black comedic thriller with adult themes - oo-er! - but don't worry, it's all done in the best possible taste!
Lonely factory clerk Albert’s life is going nowhere, or so he thinks. For his world turns upside-down when he is brutally snatched by three women while leaving his local cinema. After keeping him sedated for twenty-four hours they dump him naked and confused in the bleak Lincolnshire countryside.
Fed-up with being one of life's victims, he sets off in search of his kidnappers, with the help of headstrong market gardener Marion. Together they uncover a sordid trail of depravity and revenge, encountering dodgy estate agents and other weird characters along the way. (No offence to estate agents intended.)
The book is now available from Amazon - here are the links and prices for your area:
UK Paperback £6.95
UK E-Book £1.86
US Paperback $11.95
US E-Book $2.58
Canada E-Book CDN$3.62
Australia E-Book A$3.80
If you don't see a link for your country, please follow the US links (don't ask me why!) unless you're in Eire, in which case follow the UK links. If you enjoy my book, please post a review on Amazon - and of course tell all of your friends!
